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Machete movie reviews

• 2

  Machete

  Monday, September 6, 2010 12:21:06 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Disgusting ! I heard one other person say this at the exact time I thought it. I would not recommend it to anyone with half a brain. You would think you couldn't loose with De Niro, but there is no real plot and does not even deserve 1 star. I can't believe Lohan stooped to such low standards.

• 10

  Machete

  Monday, September 6, 2010 10:22:21 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Enjoyed the movie from start to finish, walked out very satisfied. Been very disappointed with lots of action movies lately.( Expandables, A Team, the losers, ) Jessica and Michelle were great. Lindsey played a perfect roll. Danny is always great, I would recommend to any action fan.

• 7

  Machete

  Monday, September 6, 2010 8:23:40 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Danny Trejo is the man. Just a FUN movie from start to finish. Buying the DVD!

• 2

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 11:29:15 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  To the reviewer who claims anyone who doesn't like this film doesn't "get it", let me set the record straight, we "get it" (not that there's a lot to get) but it still sucks! The good news is it underwhelmed at the box office, so we won't have to sit through "Machete 2: Machete Kills"!

• 7

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 9:47:05 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Classic machete...very entertaining

• 10

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 6:23:20 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Amazing action lots of thrills let your mind be free....

• Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 4:45:12 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie is 105 minutes of awsum

• 8

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 4:08:12 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Danny Trejo needs more work. I'm baffled as to why he wasn't in The Expendables, but this is classic work of art. Lindsay Lohan was perfect in her role.

• 10

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 3:03:29 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Machete , the legend, a good movie guys ... nice girls in it too

• 9

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 10:56:40 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Okay my teenage sons dragged me to this movie and I so didn't want to see it ... but ... it was one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time. There are so many great lines .. Clint Eastwood would kill for a few of them. The movie has a lot of violence and is very graphic (think grand theft auto in real life) but is so over the top that the laughs come through and there is even a message there for the bigots of the world;)